Madam X Sidles up to Blockchain

Blockchain – so Madly Masculine

It’s sort of like a “Girls Keep Out” sign.

I could hear the screech of her high heels coming to a swift halt, so Madam X could read Friday’s Globe over my shoulder; really annoying! But we do want to know what this Blockchain thing is so we can toss off a few good lines at cocktail parties.

An Explanation with Apologies for Undue Technicalities

Blockchain is a swiftly growing database with large blobs of information called blocks. So now we know about the block bit.

The mind of Madam X focuses on the chain part.

Maybe the chain holds the blocks together or works like a bike chain or, likely, just sounds tough.

Blockchain mines Bitcoin. Is it a profitable business?

Bitcoin is basically valueless; its worth is decided by those trading in them.

The power currently used for Bitcoin mining compares to Ireland’s energy consumption. *

It is quite unnecessary to know how this mining thing works. Do you know how a driverless car works? No. So there.

Innovative Spawn

Bitcoin, Blockchain’s spawn, however, has gone stratospheric but having a rough patch, too bad.

Bitcoin sounded so cute, Madam X  wanted some. Cryptocurrency has a shady, Goth vibe. In fact, Bitcoin has no government regulation or acceptance and is best known as the money launderer’s choice.

Possibly you were not aware that you have several other options in Cryptocurrencies. Now is a good time to check out the smaller players with excellent names such as ripple, NEM, monero and Canada’s Etherium.

Madam X knew you were yearning to have a firm understanding of cyber tech.

Ohh...MOGO

Madam X Plays Momentum

Madam X counts her Pennies

Madam X insists on calling them penny stocks. I do wish she would attempt to sound a little more current. Has she not noticed there are no more pennies?

Penny stocks are properly called Small Capital aka Small Cap stocks which are currently out of favour as the market is flighty with Trump tweets. Established, dependable dividend stocks, Bluechips, or (yawn) the safety of GIC’s are the flavour of the moment.

Madam X will never invest much more than 5 percent of her portfolio in these capricious, high risk stocks. “Pennies” can swiftly become 10% of a portfolio or leave you with nothing but trading costs. But they are fun!

Playing MomentuLet’s check fun stocks!

If a stock has no dividends, it must be rising in price almost daily thereby giving this stock excellent potential for continuing momentum. Otherwise it’s more profitable to play Angry Birds.

If you are investing in a penny stock, buy a meaningful amount so there may be a bragable change in the value of your portfolio. Bragging being a time honoured tradition.

Practice safe trading. Go to Markets & Research in TD’s WebBroker and really research.

Ohh...MOGO

Madam X invested in two very different stocks in early January. Neither stock has any dividends. One is a big name, Large Cap, US stock, Google.

Madam considered carefully and purchased 10 shares at $804 each for a total of $8040

The other is a penny, Small Cap, stock, MOGO. Madam X fell in love with the cheeky marketing aimed at first time mortgage buyers and millennial on line banking.

Your first time should be amazing.

The shares were $2.43 each, so she purchased 2000 for a total of $4860.Yes, this is roughly one half of the Google cost.

Now Google is up almost $140.00 each share! Madam X performed dances around the studio, dangerous in her very high heels. Too bad she only bought 10 shares!

But $1,370? Wow, nice profit!

Adulting 101

Today MOGO is up $1.84 per share to $4.27 and with 2000 shares that means up $3,680!

Madam had to check her calculator to see if it was working right. Yes, five times Google’s profit with half the risk. Now that’s FUN!

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